Tuesday, September 18, 2007

How to identify different citizens of India

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
they start arguing about who's right.
 You are in Kolkata..
Howrah Bridge at night..source : wikipedia
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks
on.
 That's Mumbai.
queens necklace at night...source : myself
Scenario 3
 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace...
 The first two get together & beat him up.
 That's Delhi
Red Fort...source : wikipedia
Scenario 4
 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall
 That's Ahmedabad
painting of shaking minarets...source : wikipedia
Scenario 5
 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He Writes a software
program to stop the fight..... 
 But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
 That's Bangalore .
Vidhan Soudha...source : wikipedia 
Scenario 6
 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A Guy comes along and quietly say that "Rajnikanth" doesn't Like all this nonsense. 
 Peace.
 That's Chennai.
painting of Fort St. George..source : wikipedia
Scenario 7
 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends
from their mobile phones.
 Now 50 guys come and start fighting.
 You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!
Golden Temple, Amritsar..source : wikimedia
Scenario 8
 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says "
dont fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting".
 That's Kerala !!
A typical houseboat in Kerala waters..source : wikipedia
and the last one...
 Scenario 9
 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with A carton of beer. 
 All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as
friends..
 You are in Goa...
Evening shadows...source : myself  
I got this in mail; to which I have added images.... 

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